Senator John McCain Is A Lesbian
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And now, I’d like to talk about two of the gazillion of things that have crossed my mind today.
1. Senator John McCain is a lesbian.
2. McCain’s VP Pick
The three comments below were borrowed from BNET.
1. In 1998, televangelist and erstwhile politician Pat Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Fla., that a gay celebration the city hosted would bring the wrath of God–in the form of a hurricane or other disaster–upon the entire city. Celebrating homosexuality “will bring about terrorist bombs, it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor,” he predicted.
2. In 2001, Jerry Falwell blamed gays and lesbians (along with other such “sinners” as feminists, “abortionists,” and the American Civil Liberties Union) for the terrorist attacks in New York City. “I point the finger in their face and say, ‘You helped this happen,” he said on Robertson’s television show, The 700 Club. Falwell later attempted to clarify his remarks, but he never withdrew them or apologized for making them.
3. Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, senior church of England bishops, Saudi professor, Israeli MP, etc. think that disasters are caused by God punishing gays and people that support gays.
If we follow this logic, then senator John McCain must be a lesbian. You know the type. Closeted, so therefore more dangerous than an addicted mass murderer who needs a moonshine fix. Yep. I support Senator McCain in coming out of the closet and becoming a better person. Then and only then can we all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
McCain’s VP Pick
Today, I received a congressional email today that urged me to send a message to John McCain’s camp about his choice for VP. I wrote this message.
I think your picking Palin as VP is a very bad choice. The pick should have been a woman but not one who is basically Andy Taylor (played by Andy Griffith), the Sheriff of a small town called Mayberry. Though Sheriff Andy Taylor is great for television, he is not a great choice for Vice President.
Seriously though, I am betting that you really don’t intend for Palin to actually be your Vice President. She is going to become very ill or seriously injured in some freak accident. (you know the type of accident) and have to resign. Her replacement will be your actual choice for VP. If this goes the way I think it will, what looks like a con could earn me loads of money. *just joking*